Looking for the ulti-mutt list of dog puns?
Dog puns are our speciality, and we are not dachshund’round.
You may be thinking, are we qualified? Sir, we have a dog-torate in dog puns.
Puns can be used as grrr-eat ice breakers, even if they are a little ruff!
Doggone breaking our heart. Go on, give our list a read and let us know how pawfect or ruff you think our puns are…
150+ Dog Puns
- Dear human, I shnauz not listen to you and your demands any longer. Yours sincerely, a very fur-ocious pup!
- I think we made a “mastiff” mistake.
- My dog is so smart, he has a pe-degree.
- Don’t forget to put the car in bark, and avoid big poodles! It’s been raining cats and dogs out there.
- Welcome to the bark side of the internet.
- My dog is in debt. He’s racked up too many bones.
- One, two, three, paw. I declare a doggie war!
- I think you’re Labrador-able!
- Quit dachshund’round!
- I canine think of my dog’s favorite vegetable. Perhaps it’s collie-flower!
- How does an Italian dog say hello? Chow chow!
- What did the man say to his dog obsessed wife? I’m over havanese dogs around!
- What’s a pup’s favorite friends character? Fleabe Puff-ay!
- Fur-ever thankful fur you!
- Pup, pup and away!..
- How does a Frenchie greet their owner? Bone soir or bone jour.
- You’ve had a ruff day, how about coming around later for a bark b q?
- Sure, he’s ruff around the edges, but he has some pet-tential.
- You’ve got him on a tight lease… he’s mutts about you!
- I’m pawsitively certain that I love dogs.
- Paw-haps we could go fur a walk?
- Dogs are pawfect from head to paw.
- Dalmatian’me crazy!
- He’s not a bad dog… he’s just barking up a lot.
- Quit houndinme, I’m pawfect how I am, just ask my dog!
- Anything is paw-sible, you just have to believe in yourself!
- Beagle and cream cheese please!
- Woof’nt you like to go out with me?
- A dog’s favorite movie: The fast and the furriest!
- What do you call a man’s best friend who tried to lose weight? Nothing, he’s just a little husky.
- If you’re feeling a little ruff then perhaps it’s time to get a lab report?
- You make my world collie-ful.
- I love dogs, fur real.
- Could you please fetch me another treat?
- Stop drop and roll-over.
- That’s puggin awesome!
- Dog’s make the world wonder-fur!
- The howlidays are a great day to celebrate our fur-ends.
- What’s your ultimutt favorite dog breed? She’s pawfect, shes fetching, shes a dream come true, fur real.
- Dog’s are pawfect, right down to their bones!
- When a dog loses his job… he is made re-pug-nant.
- Poodles are typically known to be quite “paw-sh”.
- Fancy a warm cup of pug-kin soup?
- Collie me. Bond. James Bond.
- Who is Fido’s favorite spice girl? Paw-sh spice!
- Here’s my number, collie me maybe!
- If you meet my dog, you’ll ruff him!
- If your dog was a rapper, who would he be? P-Diggy.
- A dog got in trouble for digging his lawn?! Re-dig-ulous!
- A pup’s favorite TV show? The wag-gles!
- Bad dogs can be little “terriers”.
- I hope you don’t mind if I inter-ruff, but I heard you’re a fellow dog lover.
- Let’s stop paw-tending we aren’t more than fur-ends.
- Fur the first time in my life, I’ve found the one… Happy Anni-fur-sary!
- Sending poodles of love your way.
- My retriever went to the vets. I hope his “lab” report came back alright!
- Those naughty puppies… what litter pugs!
- The dog got busted over possession. Some may call him quite the pug!
- Any pawticular reason you don’t love dogs? It’s quite re-pug-nant to hear!
- How on earth can puppies bark all night with no paws?
- Please stop using puns as pick-up lines. You’re making me very uncom-fur-table!
- Howl y’all doin?
- Stop waggin! Get back to work.
- My dog was howlin all night. It was hard to fur-give..
- Forgive and furget my fur-end. Furgive and furget.
- The vet said he may feel ruff for a few days but he should be pup and running in no time.
- I furget to pay my annual vet-flea.
- These jokes are very dog-grading.
- Feliz-navi-dog to all my fur-ends and family.
- Love is a four legged word.
- My dog got a promotion down at the paw-fice. He’s now bark manager.
- I would chews my dog over humans, any day.
- Could I please whine and dine you?
- You may say my dog is a little bit fancy… her favorite brand is poochi.
- My dog is a model. She’s on the cover of vanity fur.
- My dog is my life, fur better or fur worse.
- My dog loves getting pet-icures.
- My dog isn’t very fur-endly. In fact, he can be a little ruff.
- Paw-lease and thank-Tzu…
- Could I please have your number, so I can collie you later?
- If you can appreciate a good joke then you’re the one fur me!
- Nothing is im-paw-sible with man’s best friend by your side.
- Sorry, I furgot your birthday, I hope you had a wonder-fur day!
- I didn’t choose the pug life, the pug life chose me!
- Stick with me fur a good time.
- Did you hear about the dog who graduated puppy school early? Yes! What a GOOD BOY!
- I just want to furget about my problems. Paws me another drink!
- I’ll take a pina-collie-ada please!
- I will love you fur ever and ever. I paw-mise.
- My sausage dog can’t do any tricks. He’s the wurst.
- My dog prefers the finer things in life. His favorite sweater is from Chewie Bitton.
- My dog won’t stop howlin, he is being really mutts!
- May the fur be with you!
- Call me a dalmatian, because I’ve just spotted the love of my life, and her name is *pause until they say their name*.
- Beautiful and a dog lover? Wow aren’t you just pawfect.
- Did you hear that dog howling last night? Not sure but it sounded a little husky.
- Dogs are poodles of fun.
- Let’s pawtend I didn’t just open with another dog pun…
- Ha-chihuahua, you’re a cutie!
- I’m mutts about dogs, and I know.
- Stop mal-teasing me.
- Daschund around trying to come up with more puns is ruff-er than I thought.
- My dog adores treats, he’s a little husky.
- You can call me dog mum, dog lover, or paw-nder women!
- Stop, paws and paw-nder.
- Don’t be so paw-litically correct.
- Paw-lese stop houndin me!
- Dog-tor or pet-tritician?
- I’m mutts about you, stop being a mal-tease.
- Make that a coffee and a beagle thanks!
- Very Im-paw-tant Pupson.
- You’re pawfect fur me.
- The pup who cried “woof.
- My dog loves pilates. He’s trying to work on his paw-sture.
- Caution: Precious Corgo.
- Note to self” You’re beau-woof-ul.
- Nothing else mutters but me and you.
- My dog attended obedience school now he’s pawlite.
- Call the paw-lice, a dog is littering!
- Canine offer you a drink?
- My dog just had puppies, now she’s on mutt-ternity leave.
- He’s a good boy. He’s just a little ruff around the edges. Some may say he is a little dif-fur-ent.
- My dog hates fetch. He prefers to be a re-fur-ree!
- Shampoodle and corg-ditioner.
- Oh, for the love of DOG!
- Air Furs Ones!
- Thank you very mutty!
- Don’t be a pawty pupper!
- The last pupper!
- Merry Christ-mutts!
- You’re a dog lover? Can I have a yorkie to your place?
- You have Akita my heart!
- My dog is my hero and my best friend. I call him Labra-thor.
- Apero Spitz!
- I love you papillion times more!
- My dog speaks Spanish. He’s es-spaniel.
- Japanese dog breeds are Akita my heart.
- Need food tested? Give it to the “lab”.
- So glad to hear you’re feeling heal-terrier now!
- Why does your dog go and sit in the corner whenever the bell rings? He’s a Boxer!
- My dog barks at everyone. He’s a cross breed.
- My dog loves yoga. He’s aware wolf.
- My dog’s pretty handy. He wants to become a woofer.
- Its Pomeranian hallelujah, it’s Pomeranian… amen!
- This may sound far-fetched but would you like to meat up later?
- It’s a pit-ty you don’t like dogs.
- My dog is forbidden from digging up the yard.
- New puppy. Perhaps, I can qualify for pup-ternity leave?
- Did you hear about the dog who went to prison? Yeah, he’s a pug…
- Sausage dog jokes are ultimuttly the wurst.
- My Spanish dog is lonely. He barks-alone-a.
- My dog won his first fight. It was a fur game.
- My dachshund has to have cold baths every day. He’s a hot dog.
- Sorry I’ve had enough of your dog puns… you’re barking up the wrong tree.